Try as I might, I can’t work up the courage to put

all these sites were designed with industry standard buzzwords

in my CV. But really that’s what I mean.

I just applied for a job online but they didn’t even ask for my email address, which feels a bit wrong. The job was a ‘web officer’, too. The least they could do is pretend they’ll get in touch by email, even though they never do.

I went out to the garden to fill in a job application. (For the Co-op; shameful, I know.) Next door neighbour’s cat (the shorter-haired of the two) sat on the picnic table in the garden, right next to the job application, and proceeded to lick under its leg. While facing me.

Talk about intending to put someone off their task. Damn cats. :)