A friend of mine has decided to set up a religion based upon the
teachings of that 80s classic, Top Gun. Think of the
- The quotability of the KJV.
“This is what I call a target-rich environment.”
- Shares prophets with other religions, just like the Abrahamic
faiths. In this case, we share Tom Cruise with Scientology.
- As many crazy names as the best that polytheistic religion has
to offer. Maverick, Goose, Viper, Sundown, Cougar! Slider, Wolfman,
Charlie, Hollywood, Iceman!
- Allows for exciting drinking games beyond the consumption of
communion wine (or Ribena).
The first commandment is: never leave thy wingman.