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This is a spiritual awakening, friends. 
22nd-Oct-2007 08:00 pm

A friend of mine has decided to set up a religion based upon the teachings of that 80s classic, Top Gun. Think of the quality!

  • The quotability of the KJV. “This is what I call a target-rich environment.”
  • Shares prophets with other religions, just like the Abrahamic faiths. In this case, we share Tom Cruise with Scientology.
  • As many crazy names as the best that polytheistic religion has to offer. Maverick, Goose, Viper, Sundown, Cougar! Slider, Wolfman, Charlie, Hollywood, Iceman!
  • Allows for exciting drinking games beyond the consumption of communion wine (or Ribena).

The first commandment is: never leave thy wingman.

Comments 
22nd-Oct-2007 07:14 pm (UTC)
And the homosexual overtones mean that all sexualities are treated equally! Especially if they like beach volleyball!
22nd-Oct-2007 08:46 pm (UTC)

Not to mention strutting around the changing rooms wearing naught but a towel. What an absurd movie that is...


22nd-Oct-2007 11:13 pm (UTC)
There's also a line which is something very similar to "I want your ass! I want all your asses!", but I can't find exactly what it is.
25th-Oct-2007 03:20 pm (UTC)
We watched it last night. The air traffic controller who gets 'buzzed' shouts "I want their butts! (walks into a tray of coffee which spills on him) God dammit that's twice! I want some butts!"
25th-Oct-2007 03:23 pm (UTC)
Dammit, I was searching for "I want asses".

Thanks!
25th-Oct-2007 03:15 pm (UTC)
Anonymous Coward
There are too many gay references to print them all... but here's a few:

[watching a video of planes being shot down]
Wolfman: This gives me a hard on.
Hollywood: Don't tease me.

Charlie: That is right, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your flying, Maverick, but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone in the tax trailer would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.

Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.

25th-Oct-2007 03:25 pm (UTC)
Anonymous Coward
There are too many gay references to print them all... but here's a few:

[watching a video of planes being shot down]
Wolfman: This gives me a hard on.
Hollywood: Don't tease me.

Charlie: That is right, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your flying, Maverick, but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone in the tax trailer would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.

Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.

--SP

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