Ithika (brokenhut) wrote,

This is a spiritual awakening, friends.

A friend of mine has decided to set up a religion based upon the teachings of that 80s classic, Top Gun. Think of the quality!

  • The quotability of the KJV. “This is what I call a target-rich environment.”
  • Shares prophets with other religions, just like the Abrahamic faiths. In this case, we share Tom Cruise with Scientology.
  • As many crazy names as the best that polytheistic religion has to offer. Maverick, Goose, Viper, Sundown, Cougar! Slider, Wolfman, Charlie, Hollywood, Iceman!
  • Allows for exciting drinking games beyond the consumption of communion wine (or Ribena).

The first commandment is: never leave thy wingman.

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